Funny Status Ideas

Saw someone get mugged in the street so I called the Police. Sting told me to stop bothering him.

Go into a store's fitting room. After several minutes yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

PMS is just girls ovary acting.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy!

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and always give the wrong answers.

I went to the bookstore the other day to buy a "Where's Waldo" book, but I couldn't find one anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played.