Funny Status Ideas

PMS is just girls ovary acting.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy!

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and always give the wrong answers.

I went to the bookstore the other day to buy a "Where's Waldo" book, but I couldn't find one anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played.

I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Friendly reminder that the Mayan calendar ends on Friday. If you have any Mayan friends, a new calendar would make a great Christmas gift.