Funny Status Ideas

Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.

I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people know where my tolerance level is at.

Man, those 2013 Mayan Calenders are REALLY hard to find...

If seeing is believing, then how come looks are deceiving?

I just saw a guy get chased and taken down by 6 police cars translating to about 13 police officers. I guess he tried to explore a part of the city he hadn't unlocked yet.

Still waiting on the "babies" episode of How It's Made.

I downloaded a song illegally in Jamaica. Now I'm a Pirate of the Caribbean.