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Man, those 2013 Mayan Calenders are REALLY hard to find...

If seeing is believing, then how come looks are deceiving?

I just saw a guy get chased and taken down by 6 police cars translating to about 13 police officers. I guess he tried to explore a part of the city he hadn't unlocked yet.

Still waiting on the "babies" episode of How It's Made.

I downloaded a song illegally in Jamaica. Now I'm a Pirate of the Caribbean.

Dear Gangsta: If you pulled up your pants a little you could run from the cops faster.

Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.