Funny Status Ideas

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Contrary to the BS Folgers has been feeding us for years, the best part of waking up is actually going back to sleep.

The University of Arizona is offering a Minor in Hip-Hop. And if you go on to grad school, you can get your Doctorate in Dre.

I put the sexy in dyslexia.

The truth is, I find it very stressful that Smokey thinks that I'm the only one that can prevent forest fires. I don't feel trained for this, and I certainly didn't sign up for the position.

Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphics.

I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people know where my tolerance level is at.