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#3173
Kudos Lance Armstrong, for finally having the balls to come clean!
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#3172
I wish my phone had a Please Disturb setting.
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#3171
The most awkward place to run into a homeless person is on your way to a Coinstar machine.
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#3170
Cyberbilly
I hear someone screaming. That's the last time I buy duct tape at the Dollar Store.
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#3169
Cyberbilly
Remember: No matter how bad your life is, there is someone who has to clean the bathrooms at Taco Bell.
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#3168
iTunes has it all wrong, I'm the hottest single of the year.
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#3167
I tried having phone sex, but the holes are too small.
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