Funny Status Ideas

If you make a U-turn, it becomes a "C".

Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet.

I'm still trying to get over the fact that oranges come presliced by nature.

Burned almost a thousand calories with the elliptical machine today. Moved it into the basement, that thing is heavy!

I’m a social vegan. I avoid meet.

We have GPS that can navigate you across the country. Why can't someone invent a device that can remind you why you went into a room?

Health nuts are going to feel really stupid someday when they are lying in hospitals dying from nothing.