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#3201
I wish my GPA looked like those gas prices
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#3200
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid people are full of confidence.
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#3199
Sometimes, when I don't want my girlfriend to find something, I put it in her purse.
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#3198
I must be allergic to peanuts. I break into a rash every payday.
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#3197
I won the Twister contest hands-down.
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#3196
Cyberbilly
I'm not good in relationships. My last relationship ended when I didn't open the car door for her. Instead I just swam up to the surface.
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#3195
What is parking like at the Special Olympics?
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