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#3208
If I could pick 3 words that describe me, they would be "I suck at math"
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#3207
Cyberbilly
I used to be a kleptomaniac but now I take something for it.
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#3206
What if Aliens have been trying to contact us through the internet, but "Are you human?" filters keep them out?
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#3205
There is no one more trustworthy than Clark Kent's dry cleaner.
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#3204
Some people don't realize they're bad drivers because they can't see the signs.
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#3203
The flu has totally gone viral.
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#3202
To all those that received a book from me as a Christmas present... they are due back at the library today.
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