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#3215
If I start to spell your name the right way, please don't interrupt me with whatever wrong way your parents chose to spell it.
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#3214
What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
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#3213
Cyberbilly
Instead of calling it the John, I call my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
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#3212
I bet rosa parks killed it at musical chairs
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#3211
You know you're all grown up when you actually pick up the ice cube instead of kick it under the fridge.
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#3210
Grammar is important! Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your Uncle jack off a horse.
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#3209
I hate it when people throw cigarette butts in urinals. It makes them soggy, and hard to light.
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