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#3222
Cyberbilly
Heat causes things to expand, so I'm not fat; I'm just hot.
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#3221
Cyberbilly
My ex-girlfriend was like a dwarf star. Extremely hot but not very bright.
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#3220
Cyberbilly
I like sleeping because it is kind of like being dead but without the commitment.
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#3219
ProX
How do you get holy water? Burn the Hell out of it.
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#3218
Unlike the Super Bowl, my blackouts are brought to you by Captain Morgan.
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#3217
Someone needs to make an app that alerts you every time your girlfriend gets a haircut, so we don't forget to notice.
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#3216
If you want something to be misinterpreted, post it on the Internet.
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