Funny Status Ideas

The Vatican says that the Cardinals will pick the next Pope. If it's anything like how they pick QBs, this will certainly be a disaster.

Let's all have a moment of silence for people who can't have a moment of silence because they have kids.

I just checked my credit score. They won.

A baby just smiled at me and now I want... Nope, it's crying now. Nope.

In dog beers, I've only had one.

Apparently this guy on the street was just tying his shoe and did NOT want to play leap frog. My bad dude, my bad.

I figured out why I don't like morning people. It's because I don't like mornings or people.