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#3250
I'm not damaged goods, I'm damaged greats!
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#3249
If a tree falls in the forest but nobody is there to hear it, who chopped it down in the first place? Ghosts? Is this a haunted forest?
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#3248
Cyberbilly
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?
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#3247
Cyberbilly
Women are like iPhones. You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries, rub one ball and everything moves.
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#3246
Cyberbilly
I washed my car with my wife today. You know what? She doesn't make a very good sponge.
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#3245
Cyberbilly
My grandmother is 94 years old and still doesn't need glasses. Nope. Drinks right out of the bottle.
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#3244
There is surely nothing that can top what Pope Benedict has given up for Lent
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