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#3271
Cyberbilly
Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists up there waiting for you.
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#3270
Girl Scout cookie season is scientifically timed to occur just as people are giving up on their New Year's resolutions.
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#3269
Gas prices aren't really that bad when you remember that you're essentially buying badass dinosaurs in liquid form.
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#3268
Cyberbilly
Self-Checkout lanes were invented by a guy who was sent out to buy tampons.
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#3267
If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" will suffice. None of this "how did you get in my house" business.
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#3266
I have, a really beautiful body, under my floor boards...
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#3265
Cyberbilly
I failed my driver's test. For the question "What do you do at a Red Light?" I said "Text and check Facebook."
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