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#3285
Cyberbilly
Why do single women take dating advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving driving directions to Ray Charles.
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#3284
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
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#3283
Dottie Mabry
If God didn't want kids to keep their mouths shut, then he wouldn't have created glue sticks in the same shape as chap stick.
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#3282
What if the stickers are the only thing made in China?
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#3281
"Never go to bed angry" is the worst advice ever. I haven't slept in eleven years.
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#3280
I just lost 20 lbs. on the “I have no steady income” diet!
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#3279
Cyberbilly
I am such a pessimist, my blood type is B-negative.
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