Funny Status Ideas

The Disney Channel should be renamed "Celebrity Prehab."

I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me. After today, the ice cream man will have to find business elsewhere.

Two wrongs may not make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.

There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their phones. Just let that sink in for a moment...

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I'd be screwed.

While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body, but men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.