Funny Status Ideas

Two wrongs may not make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.

There are teenagers having unprotected sex, but have cases on their phones. Just let that sink in for a moment...

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I'd be screwed.

While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body, but men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.

Never make an arm wrestle bet with a man who has been single for longer than 6 months.

If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards, it's a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.