Funny Status Ideas

"Slow and steady wins the race." Unless it's one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed

The definition of "lack of effort" would be the guy who named the orange

I'll never understand why cartoon pictures of the sun always depict it wearing sunglasses. What exactly would it be protecting its eyes from?

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in the Midwest...

Did anyone notice how in Harry Potter, the soul-eating Dementors never went for Ron.

The Disney Channel should be renamed "Celebrity Prehab."

I'm done chasing people who aren't willing to do the same for me. After today, the ice cream man will have to find business elsewhere.