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#3306
I just turned my keyboard upside down and shook it over my desk and now I don't have to go grocery shopping for at least two weeks.
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#3305
Purr = happy cat noise Gato = Spanish for cat Purgatory = infinite realm of happy Spanish cats
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#3304
Nolan Erickson
I wonder what happens when a doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.
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#3303
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are at things, but I laugh more.
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#3302
I love how Vine lets me record 6-second videos. It’s perfect for making sex tapes.
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#3301
Vodka mixes well with everything...except decisions.
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#3300
Ford F-150 commercials make it seem as if hauling loads of crumbled boulders over mountainous terrain is a commonly-practiced thing.
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