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#3313
Cyberbilly
No one ever reads the rules of Monopoly unless an argument breaks out.
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#3312
Cyberbilly
It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
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#3311
I slammed the car door on my fingers this afternoon. In related news, there's an 83% chance that my nephew just added "Mother*ucker" to his vocabulary.
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#3310
The gay marriage debate is a NIMBY (Not in my Backyard) issue ... both figuratively and literally.
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#3309
I've got Mila Kunis' autograph! It's on a restraining order, but still....
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#3308
Really, a Justin Bieber piñata is for everyone. Either you like him, or would like to hit him.
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#3307
Maybe the T-Rex is mad all the time because his parents never hugged him.
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