Funny Status Ideas

Elementary school: "Okay so here's the basics of history." High school: "That's not right. Every thing is waaay more complicated." College: "EVERY THING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!!" History channel: "Aliens"

They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.

I always thought it made more sense to pour Gatorade on the losing coach.

Group Therapy: listening to ALL your voices.

Shout-out to nature for not giving wings to snakes.

Whenever somebody said they did something "Like a Boss" I assume that they did nothing but took all the credit for it.

Do you ever get that feeling that you are being watched? Because if it is bothering you, I can stop.