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#3327
If you're ever held at gun point, just remember, I'm behind you 100%.
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#3326
You can't call it a credit score if I can't win.
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#3325
Alanis Morissette sings about having 10,000 spoons when all she needs is a knife. Nobody asks why she has 10,000 spoons?
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#3324
My gambling addiction sponsor says he's going to stay with me through the whole program. I have the over/under at 9 weeks.
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#3323
The easiest way for me to lose inches is to switch to the metric system.
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#3322
I'm going to buy a new dictionary. After watching Final Destination 5, I clearly don't understand the meaning of Final.
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#3321
A lot of things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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