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#3341
It would be pretty sweet if girls who get fake boobs also got loud horns implanted so they'd make cool sounds when you squeeze them.
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#3340
How are middle schoolers sexually active? I wasn't even socially active. I'm still not socially active.. I'm not even active.
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#3339
At this point, it's impossible to "keep calm" and remember to do all the things those signs tell us to do.
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#3338
If you need Facebook to remind you it's your wife's birthday, I hope you own a comfortable couch.
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#3337
I can't unfriend you because I really enjoy watching the disaster that is your life.
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#3336
After saying, "What?" three times, you just have to agree.
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#3335
We are hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, let me know.
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