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#3348
Nolan Erickson
Evening news is where they begin with saying "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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#3347
If you want to see exactly how angry a person can get, tell them to "calm down" when they're already pissed off.
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#3346
and on the 7th day while God was resting Satan created the Kardashian family.
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#3345
My wife is going to the hair salon today. For the next few hours I'll be practicing my reaction.
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#3344
Everyone suffering from diseases and natural disasters: hang in there, we're liking Facebook posts as fast as we can.
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#3343
You know you drank too much when you went to bed with Marilyn Monroe but woke up with Marilyn Manson.
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#3342
Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...
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