Funny Status Ideas

The first dog to pee on Mars would temporarily be the dog lord of a whole planet.

I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man's inability to ask directions.

I sometimes have a hard time determining if my weekend is a break from the work week or if the work week is a break from my weekend.

When I was young, I used to think earwigs actually lived in your ears, so you can imagine how terrified I was of cockroaches.

If this guy making my sandwich goes as a sloth for Halloween I guarantee he will nail it.

Based on US obesity rates, people will soon walk for president.

Starbucks isn't really that expensive compared to how much Victoria's Secret charges per cup.