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#3355
Money is not a problem. The problem is I don't have any of it.
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#3354
My homeless boyfriend asked me to move out with him.
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#3353
Cyberbilly
Compared to Victoria's Secret, what Starbucks charges for a cup isn't that bad.
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#3352
Cris
I can't be the only one who thinks that Olive Garden would be so much more successful if it was named "The Garden of Eatin'".
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#3351
I just went down to McDonald's in Harlem. I don't get what all the hype is about. This shake is pretty normal
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#3350
When I get bored I go to a car dealership and ask the salesman to lay in the trunk so I can "see how many I'll be able to fit"
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#3349
I'm not saying not to trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.
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