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#3369
I like when google answers my stupid questions because it means I'm not the only one asking google stupid questions.
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#3368
I propose we change the names of the upper case P and lower case p to "P standing up" and "p sitting down."
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#3367
Remind me never to go swimming with Phil Collins.
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#3366
This new shampoo I'm using smells like they forgot to put the "sham" in it...
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#3365
Toilet paper is a perfect example of how "you don't know what you got 'til it's gone."
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#3364
For every photo a girl posts of herself, there are 27 others in the exact same pose that weren't quite good enough.
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#3363
I get as much action as a white crayon.
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