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#3376
I was just forced to use "Almond Milk" in my cereal. "Do almonds have teets? Where in the hell is almond milk from?"
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#3375
I can tell how uncomfortable a person is just by hugging them for 18 minutes
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#3374
Nolan
When you put your hand out the window on the highway, make sure you're making a fist. That way, when a bug hits your hand, you're actually punching it at 70 mph.
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#3373
I wish the minutes after hitting the snooze button lasted as long as microwave minutes.
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#3372
Your mom jokes are old and stretched out. Just like your mom.
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#3371
I think it's good that these high school kids keep asking celebrities to be their prom dates. Let them learn early that life is disappointing.
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#3370
Okay let's be honest. The only thing worse than seeing a spider in your house, is losing a spider in your house.
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