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#3397
Cyberbilly
If you see a hot 16-year-old with a baby, does that mean she is a MILF or Jailbait?
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#3396
Cris
So far the only thing I've attracted with these edible undies is ants.
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#3395
Cris
If my calculations are right, by November of 2019 my uneven usage of conditioner will finally lap the shampoo and I will run out of both at the exact same time.
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#3394
Cris
I was going to start jogging today, but then I remembered that I own a car.
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#3393
Cris
Turbo Tax might just be the worst video game I've ever played.
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#3392
Why do people say “nice to meet you” before I’ve even said anything? How do you know it’s nice to meet me? I’m a jerk.
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#3391
Most days I feel like three kids stacked up on each other’s shoulders, covered by a huge coat, trying to pass as one of all these grown-ups.
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