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#3404
The worst part of owning an invisibility cloak is trying to remember where you hung it up.
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#3403
Just saw the coolest magic trick at Qdoba! This guy turned 30 cents worth of rice and beans into $7.50
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#3402
Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics.
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#3401
Justin Bieber has a monkey? Don't worry, he isn't turning into Michael Jackson, for one thing he already looks like a white female.
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#3400
Going to a funeral of a very dear old woman. She was known as a great lover of animals owning a variety of parrots, cats, dogs, pigs, cows and horses. She was even an expert on varies types of Arachnids. Sigh. If only she didn't swallow that fly.
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#3399
Cyberbilly
The feeling you get when a woman asks you to guess her age is like wondering whether to cut the blue wire or the green wire when defusing a bomb.
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#3398
Cris
It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road.
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