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#3411
If vampires can't see themselves in mirrors, how do they trim those perfect goatees?
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#3410
Being in the Friend Zone is like an employer turning you down for a job, then calling regularly, bitching about the person they hired.
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#3409
I hit a new low today and used a cheat code on Wii Fit
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#3408
Every time I hear Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher," I can't help but hope he wasn't home schooled.
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#3407
I can't go to sleep if any of my apps need to be updated, but will drive my car with the check engine light until it explodes.
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#3406
I hate how funerals are always at like 9 or 10 AM. I'm not a mourning person.
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#3405
Nothing like someone posting a 7th grade photo of you on Facebook to bruise your ego.
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