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#3418
1% of battery life remaining? Challenge accep
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#3417
One of my many excellent qualities is how humble I am
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#3416
I never hear from most of my High School classmates unless their email account gets hacked.
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#3415
I want to start a band called "Day Job" so that when we play and people say "don't quit your day job" I'll be like "thanks we practice a lot".
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#3414
I hate when the person I Facebook-stalk never updates anything
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#3413
Cyberbilly
It's funny how things change when you get older. It seems like just yesterday I would spend my evenings on the front porch and treat myself to some killer weed. Now I spend my evenings in the front yard treating it with weed killer.
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#3412
I've just been accused of being 'a plagiarist'! Their words, not mine.
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