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#3425
Baking soda seems like a scam. "Be sure to keep this box of magic white powder in the back of your refrigerator."
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#3424
A cop in Texas pulled over a gas tanker that was secretly carrying 2 tons of marijuana. How stupid! You can make way more money selling gas!
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#3423
Rob
I have heard that you should dress for the job you want, not the job you have. I'd rather not have a job. So I went to the office barefoot in boxers and a t-shirt today. It worked!
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#3422
Jogvan Jacobsen
How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?
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#3421
I love using my GPS, problem is I can't find it.
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#3420
Vivek Vinodh
If I was Voldemort, one of my horcruxes would be an artificial heart inside a sick child. Your move Harry.
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#3419
I make seven figures but the first two are zero.
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