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#3446
DaddyButter
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
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#3445
DaddyButter
I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you don't see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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#3444
Cyberbilly
I tried making some rabbit stew one weekend, but the kids complained that there was a hare in it.
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#3443
I HATE Fishing with Skrillex, He always Drops the Bass.
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#3442
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
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#3441
Got my night planned. Taking the DirecTV remote outside, change the neighbor's channel to purchase porn, and watch him scramble to stop it.
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#3440
Offering a hobo $5 from across the street is my version of Frogger.
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