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#3467
Cyberbilly
Before I could even offer a plea bargain, the judge pronounced us man and wife.
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#3466
Cyberbilly
Why to vegans eat things like tofu burgers? "Oh, I'm morally opposed to meat but I like to pretend that I'm not."
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#3465
Cyberbilly
Yeah you nailed the audition but some other chick nailed the director so better luck next time.
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#3464
Cyberbilly
I want my casket to have a crank on it that plays the jack-in-box music.
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#3463
Cyberbilly
Shouldn't diet pills be called "Girth Control?"
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#3462
Cyberbilly
A blind Indian girl wanted me to touch her clothes to see how soft they were. I felt sari for her.
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#3461
How do I tell someone that they have nice skin without sounding like I want to wear it?
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