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#3481
I went for a 6 mile run tonight. The police are getting in much better shape these days
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#3480
Cyberbilly
Hey, I said I'd be there in 10 minutes... Quit calling me every half hour.
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#3479
I don't know how to sugarcoat this, but...you have diabetes.
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#3478
Asking your stay-at-home wife what exactly she did all day is a fun way to bleed.
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#3477
Marriage: I love you so much, I want a legal document to destroy you if you ever leave.
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#3476
Cyberbilly
I finally overcame my fear of skinny dipping. Unfortunately it cost me my YMCA membership.
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#3475
Cyberbilly
When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
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