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#17414
How are turkeys ever awake with all of that tryptophan in them?
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#17413
Xyuppi
Im doing crunches twice a day now. Captain in the in the morning and Nestle in the afternoon
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#17412
ZYuppi
People get mad at the teenagers trick or treating when the real freeloaders are the parents with the infants.
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#17411
I tried creating a Solipsism club. Unfortunately, we were never able to pass any rules because we couldn't be sure any motion had more than one vote.
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#17410
After winning the game I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV, but apparently that's not OK in Bowling.
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#17409
If you have 12 followers on Instagram, you’re unpopular. If you have 12 followers in real life, you’re the messiah.
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#17408
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To my wife: We're not getting older. We're getting more interesting to medical professionals.
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