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#3495
Spoon had a gleam that just made fork swoon. Spoon wooed fork 'neath a bright autumn moon. Stork brought them spork in the middle of June.
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#3494
But your honor, he said 'till death do us part. What was I supposed to do? Wait for natural causes to take him?
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#3493
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To make it stand, you wet it. To make it wet, you suck it. To make it stiff, you lick it. To get it in, you push it. Threading a needle isn't easy.
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#3492
My local news station just announced that they fired their lead anchor. Apparently he was really weighing down the show.
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#3491
Monday: A terrible way to spend 1/7 of your life.
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#3490
Don't mistake my middle finger as an offer.
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#3489
No one has it worse than the duck that's allergic to gluten.
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