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#3516
I wonder if Charlie Brown can refer me to a good grief counselor.
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#3515
Some are scared of self driving cars but I’m fairly certain I could throw a Slap Chop behind the wheel & it would be safer than some people.
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#3514
Rob Miller
I consider my body less of a temple and more of a ruin.
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#3513
I assume, one day, Taylor Swift will get married and write a song complaining about her husband never putting down the toilet seat.
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#3512
I met a lady named Polly once. She didn't care for crackers, nor my sense of humor.
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#3511
A search party sounds like a fun way to look for someone.
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#3510
Tell a girl she's beautiful a million times and she never believes. Call her ugly once and she'll never forget.
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