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#3544
Cyberbilly
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart.
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#3543
I must have a great butt because every time I walk away from my coworkers I always hear 'What an ass'
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#3542
If you have a pre-schooler go to sleep tonight secure in the knowledge that your kid's teacher knows EVERYTHING about you.
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#3541
Cyberbilly
Putting your finger on someone's lips and saying "Shhhh... Not another word" is super-romantic. But the cops didn't think so.
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#3540
nezy2049
I bet Liu Kang's mother probably hated him in utero.
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#3539
Apparently slim chance and fat chance have the same meaning.
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#3538
If Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of God, did Mary have a little lamb?
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