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#17421
My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
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#17420
Grandpa: Don't come in here honey, I just passed a silent but deadly. Grandma: Your hearing aid needs new batteries.
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#17419
Tables are made so we don’t eat on the floor. Tablecloths were made so we don’t eat on the table. Place mats were made so we don’t eat off of the tablecloth. Plates were made so we don’t eat off the place mats.
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#17418
ZYuppi
Remember, when you sneeze and fart at the same time, it is just your body taking a screenshot.
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#17417
Last month we labatomized some pumpkins. Y'all ready to shove some bread up a turkeys butt?
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#17416
Xyuppi
Just to be clear. The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
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#17415
Good camo pants are hard to find.
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