Funny Status Ideas

Escalators can never break down, they are only temporarily stairs.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

The internet is full of cats because dog people actually go outside.

Good news: Tim Tebow got a job with the Patriots. Bad news: He's now associated with the word "Patriot" and is being audited by the IRS.

Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Facebook like the NSA doesn't exist..

I wonder what hookers think about all these roundabouts.

“Screw it” – My final thought before making most decisions.