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#3565
Starbucks is banning smoking within 25 feet of their stores. It's tricky, because every Starbucks is 25 feet from another Starbucks.
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#3564
I’ve never seen my baby floss. GROSS! No wonder he only has two teeth.
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#3563
There's no way to prove that all murders aren't just time travelers killing future Hitlers
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#3562
I wish conversations were like user agreements where I could skip to the end and just agree.
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#3561
Who was the marketing genius that called them killer whales instead of sea-pandas?
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#3560
My butt must fall asleep a lot because it is always snoring.
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#3559
I don't know why the cops arrested me for indecent exposure. The sign only said "Shirts and Shoes required."
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