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#3572
The internet is full of cats because dog people actually go outside.
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#3571
Good news: Tim Tebow got a job with the Patriots. Bad news: He's now associated with the word "Patriot" and is being audited by the IRS.
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#3570
Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, Facebook like the NSA doesn't exist..
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#3569
I wonder what hookers think about all these roundabouts.
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#3568
Amigo
“Screw it” – My final thought before making most decisions.
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#3567
I just saw a giant spider in my room so I sprayed it with hairspray. It's not dead, but its hair looks fabulous.
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#3566
Amigo
The only reason women's minds are cleaner than men's is because they change them so often!
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