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#3579
It's too bad growing dandelions doesn't mean you are a master gardener, because I'm excellent at it.
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#3578
Speed bumps can turn into speed ramps depending on who's car I'm borrowing.
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#3577
My ex is going to make someone very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time.
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#3576
A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension. The fact that I'm dragging a body behind me should be irrelevant
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#3575
Compromise - An agreement whereby both parties received what neither of them wanted.
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#3574
Escalators can never break down, they are only temporarily stairs.
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#3573
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
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