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#3586
Cris
I’m in big trouble if my coworkers find out that I really don’t have Tourette’s
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#3585
Cris
There's never been a lazier group of people than the ones that settled on naming a candy bar "Whatchamacallit."
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#3584
Cris
I'm not saying Burger King is slow, but I ordered the Angry Whopper & by the time I got it we were on speaking terms again.
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#3583
Cris
An easy way to "have your cake and eat it, too" is to buy two cakes.
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#3582
I'm gonna start a secret porn industry and call it "the Illuminaughty".
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#3581
Amigo
Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.
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#3580
Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.
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