Funny Status Ideas

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

Running away *will* solve my problems. My weight problems.

Does running out of money count as exercise?

What do people mean "get ready for bed"? I am ALWAYS ready for bed

When books were first invented I'll bet some people would pretentiously say, I liked the book but the traveling storyteller was much better.

"Keeping Up with the Kardashians" seems like it would be pretty easy. Khloe, in particular, looks very slow.

You say peeping tom. I say highly active member of the neighborhood watch.