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#3593
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Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love. Sure, if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic.
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#3592
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Internet dating: the odds are good but the goods are odd.
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#3591
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"Are you single?" "No, I'm in a committed endless discussion about where to have dinner."
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#3590
According to Pinterest, I'm severely under-utilizing mason jars.
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#3589
I bet the worst part about being single is knowing that even Hitler found someone who loved him.
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#3588
"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?" - No. I'd hit him with knuckles.
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#3587
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My roommate complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one.
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