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#3600
Does running out of money count as exercise?
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#3599
What do people mean "get ready for bed"? I am ALWAYS ready for bed
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#3598
When books were first invented I'll bet some people would pretentiously say, I liked the book but the traveling storyteller was much better.
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#3597
"Keeping Up with the Kardashians" seems like it would be pretty easy. Khloe, in particular, looks very slow.
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#3596
You say peeping tom. I say highly active member of the neighborhood watch.
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#3595
Honestly, I've never seen anyone fall because of a banana peel.
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#3594
Cris
I don't like selfish people. I saw this guy pushing like 50 carts at Wal-mart last night. Really!? You think someone else might want one?!
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