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#3607
How to discipline your child: 1. Politely ask them to stop. 2. Yell. 3. Yell louder. 4. Repeat yourself 74 times. 5. Give up and drink.
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#3606
Tyler Johnson
Aaron Hernandez. This guy's going in as a tight end and coming out a wide receiver.
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#3605
Amigo
Just found this new app that tells you which of your family members are racist. It's called Facebook.
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#3604
Cris
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
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#3603
Cris
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments
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#3602
Cris
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
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#3601
Running away *will* solve my problems. My weight problems.
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