Funny Status Ideas

Either that was a firework, or another Tribute is dead!

The Fourth of July is an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.

Why does everyone want me to come out of my comfort zone? I worked really hard to get there.

I’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more. I don’t even know where sandwiches live...

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date.

Research has shown that a poor sex life will lead to a stroke.

Schwarzenegger is making yet another Terminator film. I'm not saying he's old, but this time Sarah Connor will be played by Angela Lansbury.