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#3621
Why does everyone want me to come out of my comfort zone? I worked really hard to get there.
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#3620
I’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more. I don’t even know where sandwiches live...
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#3619
When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date.
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#3618
Research has shown that a poor sex life will lead to a stroke.
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#3617
Schwarzenegger is making yet another Terminator film. I'm not saying he's old, but this time Sarah Connor will be played by Angela Lansbury.
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#3616
If by "help you cook" you mean drink wine in the kitchen while you do the work, then yes, I'd love to help you cook.
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#3615
I had a date with my treadmill recently, we aren't working out.
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