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#3628
Dave Asten
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
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#3627
I don't know why I don't buy more piñatas. Like right now I would love to beat the crap out of something and then eat a bunch of candy.
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#3626
They're making a Taken 3. I'm starting to think Liam Neeson's very particular set of skills suck.
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#3625
I named my dog "5 miles". That way I can tell people "I walk 5 miles everyday!"
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#3624
Finding someone you want to sleep with is easy. It's finding someone you want to wake up with that's difficult.
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#3623
Either that was a firework, or another Tribute is dead!
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#3622
The Fourth of July is an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.
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